Thursday, April 24, 2008

i miss F.R.I.E.N.D.S...

i was watching an episode of Friends last night, and i couldn't help but think, OMG i really missed this sitcom so much!!! the tv series sex and the city also got movie coming out, how come FRIENDS don't have ah? sigh...

the episode i watched was season 10, the one where the stripper cries, and this joey moment made me laughed so hard, even though already i know the punch lines and jokes, joey's expressions were just hilarious:

(scene: Joey's a guest in a gameshow, "the Pyramid")

Host: describe for joey, things you find in the refrigerator.
Joey: (to the contestant) burrha!! they might as well just give us the points.
Host: 20 seconds on the clock, ready? go!

(the answer is "cream")
Contestant: you put this in your coffee...
Joey: a spoon! your hands! your face!
Contestant: its white!
Joey: paper! snow! a GHOST!
Contestant: its heavier than milk...
Joey: a rock! a dog. the earth. (looked very pleased with himself)
Contestant: (frustrated) PASS!!!

(next word is "mayonaise")
Contestant: you put this on a sandwich...
Joey: salami, anchovies, jam!
Contestant: it's white!
Joey: paper, snow, A GHOST!!
Contestant: it's made from eggs!
Joey: chickens?
Contestant: PASS!!

(the 3rd word is "ketchup")
Contestant: you put this on a hamburger!
Joey: ketchup!
Contestant: yes!
Joey: (continues) relish!
Contestant: stop!
Joey: oh.
Host: ok, time's up! joey! you were almost on a roll there...
Joey: *smugly* yeah!

-later-

Contestant: (very angry with joey) i got a kid starting college. i've to get surgery on my knee, you just lost me ten grand!
Joey: oh, wow! i'm so sorry, ok? i promise, we'll do better next time!
Contestant: well, i will, because i won't be playing with you.
Joey: (guilty look) but hey, you know, some of those were pretty hard! like why would there be A GHOST in my fridge?

hahahaha!! joey is so stupid, and funny!

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